main kisi ko munh dikhane ke kabil nahi rahi.
yeh paise pakad aur iss seher mein vapas matt aana
bachcha mera hai
abb sab oopar wale ke haath mein hai!!
main maa banne walli hoon!!!
pregnant gal`s parents after hearing the news:
"yeh sunnne se pehle nbagwan tune hume uttha kyun nahin liya "
preg. gal after the guy refuses to giv his name to the child:
mein iss bachche ko jaroor janam doongi"
gal urging the rapist" mujhe bhagwan ke liye chhoode do"
"main tum mein sama jaaoon, tum mujh mein sama jaao"...
(shy to say let's have sex !!)
girl explaining the time of sex.................
""yeh ......yeh sab kuch itna achaanak ho gaya kee................
hum apne aap ko rok nahi paae!!!""
saas to bahu......kutti,kamini,karmjali,kalmuhi,kulta......
"aaj main tumhe apna banakar rahoonga"...Followed by echoed "nahi" from the prey.
after rape:
gal's parents :- yeh sab kya ho gaya?
(gal replys - kuch nahi sap sedi khel rahe hain)
Kalankni kahan muh kaala karva ke aa rahi hai
This may not b the recent movie line as nowadays mooh kala karvana is nothing bad
Kalankni kahan muh kaala karva ke aa rahi hai
Dekh ke Fat gayi kya
Dekh ke Fat gayi kya
WHILE A PERSON IS DYING
TUM MUJHE CHOD KE NAHIN JAA SAKTE
this is from film....KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI.....
the title itself is a double-meaning kind.....like kuch kuch hota hai means....he/she is getting stimulated for sex..he he ehe
girl returns home after being raped. clothes all in tatters, hair all messed up ... and the girl's mother screams .... "Hey Bhagwan yeh tune kya kiya?" ... how the hell did she know the name of the rapist is Bhagwan
pata nahi bhagwan hume kaunse paapon ki sazaa de raha hai...??????
eeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkk...i mean fo heaven's sake ya....
Girl: Bhagwan ke liye mujhe chhode do
Rapist: agar tumhe bhgawan ke liye chhode dunga to mera kaya hoga janeman
overused and over repeated hindi lines can be nothin other than the rot stale hindi songs..all sound nd mean the same....
gal during rape scene:"mujhe bhagwaan ke liye chhod do"...abbe kya bhagwaan tera rape karenge
dharmender's favourite line:
kutte mein tera khoon pee jaunga
chup le jhan tujhe chupna par ek baat yaad rakhiyo tu jhaan jayega vahin aa kar maroonga tujhe
Hey bhagwaan... yeh maine kya kar dala
hero comes home overjoyed ..
"Maa main BA First class first pass hua"
Mother(maa)to her Son(of course d Hero)
"Beta maine aaj teri pasand ka Gajar ka Halwa banaya hai!"
bachao.. bachao.. koi mujhe bachao..
bachha gira do
lolz
wats say
a pregnenet womens mother in a horrified state says to d god:
yeh sab teri gslti hai
haha:) lol
dialogue wale chutiye kyun hote hai
women says after knowing dat she gonna get pregnanent
NAHI YEH NAI HO SAKTA
After rebirth mother says
" Woh zaroor wapus aayega"
n hero ki entry
"NAHIN"
put it in any situation....it fits!!!!!!!!!
gul to the bad man : tum mera tan le sakte ho per mera maan sirf uska[hero] he rahega
bad man: mujha waise bhi sirf tera tan he chaheya
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