Interesting Q & A

1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three
rooms.
The first is full of raging fires, the second is full  of assassins
with
loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3
years.
Which room is safest for him?

2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over
5
minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out
together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

3. There are two plastic jugs filled with water. How could you put all
of
this water into a barrel, without using the jugs or any dividers, and
still
tell which water came from which jug?

4. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when
you
throw it away?

5. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday,
Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?

6. This is an unusual paragraph.

I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it.
It
looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact,
nothing
is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it,
but
you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you
might
find out.


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Answers:


1. The third. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.

2. The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband,
developed it, and hung it up to dry.

3. Freeze them first. Take them out of the jugs and put the ice in the
barrel. You will be able to tell which water came
from which jug.

4. The answer is Charcoal.

5. Sure you can: Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow!

6. The letter "e," which is the most common letter in the English
language,
does not appear once in the long paragraph.

Some More Facts

1 The word "queue" is the only word in the English language that is still pronounced the same way when the last four letters are removed.

2 Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms like fried bacon.

3 Of all the words in the English language, the word 'set' has the most definitions!

4 What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.

5 "Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

6 "Rhythm" is the longest English word without a vowel.

7 In 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child

8 A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off!

9 Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.

10 You can't kill yourself by holding your breath

11 There is a city called Rome on every continent.

12 It's against the law to have a pet dog in Iceland!

13 Your heart beats over 100,000 times a day!

14 Horatio Nelson, one of England's most illustrious admirals was throughout his life, never able to find a cure for his sea-sickness.

15 The skeleton of Jeremy Bentham is present at all important meetings of the University of London

16 Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people

17 Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, everytime you breathe!

18 The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump!

19 One quarter of the bones in your body, are in your feet!

20 Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different!

21 The first known transfusion of blood was performed as early as 1667, when Jean-Baptiste, transfused two pints of blood from a sheep to a young man

22 Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails! Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin!

23 The present population of 5 billion plus people of the world is predicted to become 15 billion by 2080.

24 Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

25 Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian, and had only ONE testicle.

26 Honey is the only food that does not spoil. Honey found in the tombs of Egyptian pharaohs has been tasted by archaeologists and found edible.

27 Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a "Friday the 13th."

28 Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren�t added to it.

29 On average a hedgehog's heart beats 300 times a minute.

30 More people are killed each year from bees than from snakes.

31 The average lead pencil will draw a line 35 miles long or write approximately 50,000 English words.

32More people are allergic to cow's milk than any other food.

33Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand.

34 The placement of a donkey's eyes in its' heads enables it to see all four feet at all times!

35The six official languages of the United Nations are: English, French, Arabic, Chinese, Russian and Spanish.

36 Earth is the only planet not named after a god.

37 It's against the law to burp, or sneeze in a church in Nebraska, USA.

38 You're born with 300 bones, but by the time you become an adult, you only have 206.

39 Some worms will eat themselves if they can't find any food!

40 Dolphins sleep with one eye open!

41 It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open

42 The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is 9000 years old!

43 The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds

44 Queen Elizabeth I regarded herself as a paragon of cleanliness. She declared that she bathed once every three months, whether she needed it or not

45 Slugs have 4 noses.

46 Owls are the only birds who can see the colour blue.

47 A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 69 years!

48 A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue!

49 The average person laughs 10 times a day!

50 An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain

Nice judgement...

There was a couple married for quite some time and they had a boy of 5-6 years old. Their relationship was turning sour.

So finally it reached such a stage that they thought it was better for them to be divorced than carry on such a relationship.

So they consulted a lawyer. But the big question was who would have the kid. In the hearing in the court. It was decided that this choice should be left on the kid. So the judge asked "Son, would you like to stay with your mummy?" Kid said,"No, mummy beats me" :(( So the judge asked "Then, would you like to stay with your papa ?" Kid said, "No, papa beats me" :(( Now the judge was in a dilemma and was not able to decide what to do... after pondering for some time he smiled with the ideas he had in his mind about the child......

And he gave the judgment that the kid would stay with...... any guesses????? ??? come on I know you can make it...... ok here goes the answer The kid would stay with the Indian Cricket Team because they

NEVER BEAT ANYBODY!!

Double Meaning

Double Meaning
I was scared at first. It was very wide, and very long, and it angled straight up. I decided I had to try it once. I slowly and carefully eased myself onto it. It felt weird at first. Then I got used to it. I went up and down, and up and down on it. I was really loving it.

*Now I ride on escalators all the time*
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I took my fingers and slowly, gently stretched it apart. It was so pure and white. I licked it once, twice.. I found I couldn't stop. I licked it faster and faster, and harder. I began to scrape my teeth against it. There it was, in my mouth! All sweet and creamy. I was done.

*And I threw away the outsides of my Oreo cookies*
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It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin. I slid it between my fingers until I got to the end of it. I was turning it on. It became firm in my hands, and the end was wet. Then it got very hard and began gushing out of the tip.

*Then I took the garden hose and watered the bushes*
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I knew it could be done. I wanted to try but I didn't know if I could do it. I called my friend. He said he knew how to do it and would teach me. He put his arms around me and started. I watched nervously in the mirror. He finally finished and pulled back slowly. I felt relieved that it was over.

* I hate neckties*
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It looked warm and dark, and juicy and inviting. I wasn't sure just what I wanted to do with it. I carefully pulled it apart with my fingers to look into it better. I knew how great it would be if I just started eating it.

*But I decided to put ketchup on my burger*
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MORAL :

It is not the word that corrupts the mind, but the mind that corrupts the word.

PJ'S

Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday


Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?

Manager: Sorry, but i can't give u a job. I don't need much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!


Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.


Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.


Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!
Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?


Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!


Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.


Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!

Amazing Facts

1. The citrus soda 7-UP was created in 1929; "7" was selected because the
original containers were 7 ounces. "UP" indicated the direction of the
bubbles.
2. Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the
mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.
3. Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away
from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
4. The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood
plasma.
5. American car horns beep in the tone of F.
6. No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.
7. Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
8. 1 in every 4 Americans has appeared on television.
9. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
10. Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or
older.
11. The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
12. The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.
13. A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brothers' first flight.
14. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each
salad served in first-class.
15. Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
16. The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the
USA."
17. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the
morning.
18. The 57 on the Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of varieties of
pickles the company once had.
19. The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
20. Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.
21. The first owner of the Marlboro company died of lung cancer.
22. Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.
23. Betsy Ross is the only real person to ever have been the head on a Pez
dispenser.
24. Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than the Nike factory
workers in Malaysia combined.
25. Adolf Hitler's mother seriously considered having an abortion but was
talked out of it by her doctor.
26. Marilyn Monroe had six toes.
27. All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen
wearing them in public.
28. Walt Disney was afraid of mice.
29. The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in
jelly.
30. Debra Winger was the voice of E.T.
31. Pearls melt in vinegar.
32. It takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a year's
supply of footballs.
33. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are
already married.
34. The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola, and
Budweiser, in that order.
35. It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
36. Average life span of a major league baseball: seven pitches.
37. A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why.
38. The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days when the
engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor
and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.
39. Richard Milhouse Nixon was the first US president whose name contains
all the letters from the word "criminal."
40. The second? William Jefferson Clinton.

Indian Women

A Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner.....who lives with a girl roommate Sunita.

During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Kumar's, roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying,"Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Kumar said ,"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mother:
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the silver plate..
But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Kumar

Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read.........
Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita, and I'm not saying that you do not' sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that
if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now under the pillow...
Love,
Mom.

Lesson of the day:
Don't Lie to Your Mother...........especially if she is Indian!