Saturday, February 03, 2007

Have a laugh!

> Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are
> always getting into trouble and their parents know all
> about it. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are
> probably involved.
>
> The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had
> been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak
> with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them
> individually..
>
> So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the
> morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.
>
>
> The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the
> younger boy down and asked him sternly,
>
> "Do you know where God is, son?"
>
> The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response,
> sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.
>
> So the preacher repeated the question in an even
> sterner tone, "Where is God?!"
>
> Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher
> raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and
> bellowed,
>
> "Where is God?!"
>
> The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran
> directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.
>
> When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "what happened?"
> The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We
> are in BIG trouble this time.
>

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> GOD is missing, and they think we did it!

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