Why Indians Cant Be Terrorist

> ü       We are always late; we would have missed all 4 flights.
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> ü       Pretty girls on the plane would distract us.
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> ü       We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
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> ü       With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.
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> ü       We talk with our hands; therefore we would have to put our weapons
>         down.
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> ü       We would ALL want to fly the plane.
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> ü       We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
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> ü       We can't keep a secret; we would have told everyone a week before
>         doing it.
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> ü       We would have put our country's flag on the windshield due to our
>         excessive patriotism.
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> ü       We would all have fallen over each other to be in the photograph
>       Being taken by one of the stupid hostages.
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> SO INDIANS CAN'T EVER BE TERRORISTS