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Tips to Handle Disturbing/Annoying Marketing Phone Calls

First caller:

Girl:    Hello Sir, this is Pooja calling from Country Club.
Me:     Hi Pooja!
Girl:    Sir, we are offering life time Country Club membership for Rs.1.5 lakh only!
Me:     Wow, what an offer! Only 1.5 lakh! How come so cheap?
Girl:    Sir, I am not joking (with a chuckle).
Me:     Neither me. You know, one of my friends already has Club Mahindra membership at Rs.1.5 lakh per year. Do you have any concession on group booking? I think we have around 8 people in my team.

Girl:    Sir, along with this, you will get 2 air tickets to Goa absolutely free!
Me:     Free? I mean after becoming a member, isn't it?
Girl:    We are also offering 8/6 site in Tumkur.
Me:     What should I do with that site?
Girl:    You know Sir, if you have more people in your group, you can have a farm house there …

Me:     where we can enjoy our retired life (continuing from where she left)

Girl:    I am not joking, Sir!
Me:     Who said that you are joking? Seriously Madam, I am serious. (Can't control my loud laughter this time)
Girl:    Ok Sir, I think you are not interested. And she hangs up. 

Second caller:

Girl:    Hi Sir, this is Pooja calling from ICICI Bank.
Me:     Oh, Pooja, nice to hear your voice!
Girl:    (amused by reaction) Sir, we are offering home loans for 12% interest.
Me:     Oh, is that so? It's good, but I have an offer from another bank which is giving home loan for only 2% interest!
Girl:    Only 2% interest?
Me:     Yeah, it's only 2%, seriously.
Girl:    Which bank, Sir? I do not think any bank is offering at this interest rate.

Me:     (lowering my voice) I can't tell you, you know it's a private bank!
Girl:    No Sir, it's not possible. If that's the case, then, I'm also interested.
Me:     If you want to know the name of the bank, give your mobile number as I cannot disclose this information over phone. I am bound not to disclose the details.

Girl:    Okay. She disconnects the call.  

Third caller:

Girl:    Hello Sir, I am Pooja calling from …

Me:     (interrupting her) Hang on for a moment … (taking my time) …Okay let's play "Kaun Banega Crorepati" with… sorry, I forgot your name?

Girl:    Sorry ….
Me:     What's your name, Madam? Am I speaking in an alien language?
Girl:    Pooja…
Me:     Audience, we have Pooja on our hot seat. Let's play "Kaun Banega Crorepati" with Pooja. (Of course, mimicking Big B's accent) Here is the first question to Pooja for 1,000 rupees on your computer screen. (Adding standard KBC music) Which bank you are calling from? (a) ICICI (b) HDFC (c) Deutsche (d) Others.
Girl:    Funny (light laugh)…Okay, I am calling from HDFC.
Me:     Computer, please lock (b) HDFC …And yes (b) HDFC is the right answer. You have won 1,000 rupees!
Girl:    Sir, are you interested in … (again interruption by me).
Me:     (my own voice) aren't you enjoying it? I think YES (switching back to Big B voice again) Ready for another question? And here goes the second question for 2,000 rupees on your computer screen. What is the reason behind your call to me? (a) Credit/debit card (b) Home loan/personal loan (c) Mutual fund (d) Others.
Girl:    Okay, it's enough. Are you interested in free Gold Credit Card offered by us?
Me:     Oh no, wrong answer. Sorry Poojaji, I already have credit card from ICICI. I have been telling the participants that whenever you have doubt in mind, go for the life lines. And you have not used any of your life lines. What a pity!

Girl:    She hangs up. (As expected)

Steve Job's Motivational Speech

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The iPhone Fever - Careful

Just came across a thread about Fake iPhone.

Mobile freaks be aware of the fake version.

Check out this link.

go through the thread to know the complete story.. ;)

Bugs in Nokia 6233

My firmware 5.60 (14-09-07) RM-145

Bug 1

Go to : create new text message

In "To" option select "Open Log"

Mobile Restarts


Bug 2

Go to : create new text message

keep : prdiction off

type : Ne

then keep : prediction on

type : way

then press : right navigation key

then press : left navigation key

press : 1

Your "mobile restarts"…. (or hangs)

Bug 3

Go to : Menu ----> Log ----> Call Log

Press Up Arrow Key Several times.

Message comes "Contact Not Ready "

Bug 4

When you want to insert a number in you message from the phone book..

Options ----> Insert Number ----> Search.

all the numbers of the phone book doesn't show up..

Bug 5

When you want to send a business card and after selecting the appropriate business card you try to insert number from the phone book, all the numbers doesn't show up.. (this bug is some what similar to Bug 4)


Please let me know if you have something to add to this list...

Swades Theme (Mouth Organ)

This is the - theme music which comes in the background when the beginning titles appear in the movie SWADES. I came across it here.
Nice 'n' Peaceful Track.