Thursday, June 21, 2007

The man in the other bed

A great note for all to read.

>>
It will take just 37 seconds to read this and change your thinking.
Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room.
>>One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs.
>>His bed was next to the room's only window.
>>The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back.
The men talked for hours on end.
>>They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation.
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>>Every afternoon, when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window.
The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside.

>>
The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake.
>>Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every color and a fine view of the city skyline could be seen in the distance.
As the man by the window described all this in exquisite details, the man on the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine this picturesque scene.
One warm afternoon, the man by the window described a parade passing by
Although the other man could not hear the band - he could see it in his mind ' s eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed it with descriptive words.
Days, weeks and months passed.
One morning, the day nurse arrived to bring water for their baths only to find the lifeless body of the man by the window, who had died peacefully in his sleep.
>>She was saddened and called the hospital attendants to take the body away.
>>As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be moved next to the window. The nurse was happy to make the switch, and after making sure he was comfortable, she left him alone.
Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his first look at the real world outside.
>>He strained to slowly turn to look out the window besides the bed.
It faced a blank wall.
>>The man asked the nurse what could have compelled his deceased roommate who had described such wonderful things outside this window.
The nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see the wall.
She said, "Perhaps he just wanted to encourage you."

 
 
 
 
 
 

Epilogue:
There is tremendous happiness in making others happy, despite our own situations.
Shared grief is half the sorrow, but happiness when shared, is doubled.
If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can ' t buy.
"Today is a gift, that is why it is called The Present."

Friday, June 15, 2007

After returning to India from the "US"

21. Tries to use credit cards in a road side hotel.

 

20 . Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of being health conscious.

 

19 . Sprays deo so that he doesn't need to take bath.

 

18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.

 

17. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi".

 

Says "Yogurt" instead of "Curds".

 

Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi".

 

Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate".

 

Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit".

 

Says " Free Way " instead of "Highway".

 

Says "got to go" instead of "Have to go".

 

Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for 704, he will say Seven Oh Four Instead of Seven Zero Four)

 

16. Doesn't forget to crib about the air pollution.

 

Keeps cribbing every time he steps out.

 

15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts in Millions. (Not in Lakhs)

 

14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep inside multiplies by 43).

 

13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk pocket.

 

12. When he needs to say Z (zed), he never says Z (Zed), instead repeats "Zee" several times,

 

and if the other person is unable to get it, then says X, Y Zee(but never says Zed)

 

11 . Writes the date in MM/DD/YYYY. On watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says "Oh! British Style!!!!"

 

10. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and the Indian Road Conditions.

 

9. Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet Lag".

 

8 . Avoids eating spicy food.

 

7. Tries to drink "Diet Coke", instead of Normal Coke.

 

Eats Pizza instead of Dosa.

 

6. Tries to complain about any thing in India as if he is experiencing it for the first time.

 

Asks questions etc. about India as though its his first visit to India .

 

5. Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module" as "mojule".

 

4. Looks suspiciously towards any Hotel/Dhaba food.

 

 

 

Few more important ones:

 

3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of the Airways by which he traveled back to India , even after 4 months of arrival.

 

2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India and tries to roll the bag on Indian Roads.

 

 

 

The Ultimate one

 

1. Tries to begin any conversation with "In US ...."

 

or "When I was in US..."

 

  

 

Monday, June 11, 2007

Lateral Thinking

Check out Lateral thinking . . .
Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself.
Think like a wizard . . .








      Man
1. ------------
     Board







Answer = Man Overboard








Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.








    stand
2. ------------
      i








Answer = I Understand








OK . . .Got the drift?








Let's try a few now and see how you fare?








3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/








Answer = Reading Between the Lines








4.   r  
      road  
     a   
        d







Answer = Cross Road








Not having a good day now, are you?


Redeem yourself.








5.     Cycle
        Cycle
        Cycle








Answer = Tricycle








Easy to figure that one out ha!








       0
6. ------------
     M.D.
     Ph.D.








Answer = Two Degrees below Zero








C'mon give it a little thought!








      knee
7. ------------
      light








Answer = Neon Light (knee-on-light)








You can prove you're smart by getting this one.








          ground
8       ---------------
feet feet feet feet feet feet








Answer = Six Feet Underground








Oh no, not again!








9. He's X himself








Answer = He's by Himself








Now you're messing up big time.








10. ecnalg








Answer = Backward Glance








Not even close!








11. Death ..... Life








Answer = Life after Death








Okay last chance . . .  








12. THINK








Answer = Think Big !








And the last one is real fun - - -








13. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb . . .








Answer = Long Time No 'C'

 

Sunday, June 10, 2007

Attitude Matters

An old man lived alone in Minnesota. He wanted to spade his potato

garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, who would have helped him,
was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his
situation:




Dear Son,

I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my
potato garden this year. I hate to miss doing the garden because your
mother always loved planting time. I'm just getting too old to be digging
up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over.
I know you would dig the plot for me, if you weren't in prison.

Love,
Dad




Shortly, the old man received this telegram: "For Heaven's sake, Dad, don't
dig up the garden!! That's where I buried the GUNS!!"

At 4 a.m. the next morning, a dozen FBI agents and local police officers
showed up and dug up the entire garden without finding any guns.

Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what
happened, and asked him what to do next.

His son's reply was: " Go ahead and
plant your potatoes, Dad. It's the best I could do for you from here."

Thursday, June 07, 2007

The Best "Out-Of-Office" E-Mail Auto-Replies

1: I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position.

2: I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring you.

3: You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.

4: Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain removed so that I may be promoted to management

5: I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from vacation on 4/18. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

6: Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.

7: The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.'

(The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-Duh-visuals did this over and over).

8: Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.

9: Hi. I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.

10: Hi! I'm busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Don't bother to leave me any messages.

11: I've run away to join a different circus.

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Multiple Yahoo Address for the Same account

Yahoo mail beta and the original Yahoo mail is now available with professional looking 'dot' addresses. Each existing Yahoo address can have another address as an alternate e-mail ID, which shall share the same Inbox as the primary ID. This is best, since we can now have a professional 'firstname.lastname@yahoo.com' address without having to worry about maintaining another mail account all-together. Mails sent to or from either mail ID shall come to the same inbox and you can use either ID as the sender ID.
Get your new alternate email ID at :
Just Click on this link

You can create an account with dot with same password. This ID will have mails going into the inbox of existing account. You can login or send or receive mails on either ID. You can also create another dot ID by creating totally new account from signing from mail.yahoo.com.
Log in anywhere on the Yahoo! network (Mail, Photos, Messenger with BT Communicator — the list goes on and on…)

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Cool One Liners

If you're too lazy to start anything, you may get a reputation for  patience.  
.......

I'm on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.
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I talk to myself because I like dealing with a  better class of people.
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Never try to drown your troubles... Especially if he can swim.
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Smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking.
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Don't be so open-minded your brains fall out.
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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station.
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By the time a man realizes that his father was usually right, he has a son who  thinks he's usually wrong.
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Teachers are those who help us in resolving problems which, without them,  we wouldn't have.
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There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
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Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.
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There are three sides to every argument: your side,my side and the right side.
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An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
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When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
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Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
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